Real Stuff

In a desperate attempt to lend some much-needed credibility to the site, this bit is dedicated to things that actually happened. News and stuff like that.

As a disclaimer, I would like to point out that I have no control over events in the Real World (yet) and the events depicted in the News are not ones I necessarily agree with. So don't even think about suing me over them. Unless you fancy a laugh or really feel like it, of course...